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Girl Guide

by Emma Hammond

i was never a girl guide andbrownies wasfor losers-i had my own club,it was the ’kiss my slugnone of you cunts can join’ club,and only me and the omnipodswere allowed in.our cookery badge was mud in water pattiesand fern lick bits ofdried clay,in a sauce of marshmallow charcoal sprayor- crunchy darkling fresh shrimp bruleewhich we sold door to door in packets, tiedwith gobstring & hedgehog spikesNO.. More